Genesis
They say that everyone's first novel will be autobiographical. So I decided to write a deterministic space farce in two acts. It's obviously not done but I'm working on it, so, yes, there is no consistency between chapters and the very nature of the characters changes throughout. Consider this to be a witty rebuttal of determinism until I can fix it.
A quick word of warning - this story will not be to everyone's taste. If you are in any way religious and/or easily offended then you should stop reading right here.
Otherwise, welcome to the story of how the world began...
- Act 1 The coming of the Martians
- Chapter One Beyond Sexyland
- Chapter Two The Seat of Creation
- Chapter Three A Debt is Forgiven
- Chapter Four In the Storm
- Chapter Five Meet the Martians
- Chapter Six An Egg Hatches
- Chapter Seven Something Totally Unexpected Happens
- Chapter Eight Some Fun is had at Bob's Expense
- Chapter Nine Bonnie Reaquaints Herself with an Old Friend
- Chapter Ten Several things Happen kind of at the Same Time
- Act 2 Mars Under the Martians
- Chapter Eleven The Answer is Forty-two
- Chapter Twelve A Hearty Lunch and Drinks All Around
- Chapter Thirteen Omniscience is Key
- Chapter Fourteen A Meaningful Dialogue
- Chapter Fifteen A Farewell to Arms
- Chapter Sixteen Preparations Are Made to Entertain Guests
- Chapter Seventeen The Fighting Begins