The Speares

Living the life in Gravenhurst

Genesis


They say that everyone's first novel will be autobiographical. So I decided to write a deterministic space farce in two acts. It's obviously not done but I'm working on it, so, yes, there is no consistency between chapters and the very nature of the characters changes throughout. Consider this to be a witty rebuttal of determinism until I can fix it.

A quick word of warning - this story will not be to everyone's taste. If you are in any way religious and/or easily offended then you should stop reading right here.

Otherwise, welcome to the story of how the world began...